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It’s been a couple of weeks since the Miami Heat won the 2013 NBA Finals over the San Antonio Spurs, but that doesn’t mean basketball fans across the country aren’t finding new ways to bash on the back-to-back champions. The latest basketball fan to do so–adult film star Jessie Rogers.
At first, it’s difficult not to assume this is going to be a pointless video considering the timing of the video and the fact that not many fans would expect Rogers to know much about the Heat, but she does deserve credit for some of her explanations in the video. Rogers decided to conduct a seven-minute video with six reasons on why we should still hate the Heat and while it’s nothing fans haven’t heard before–it’s still quite accurate and entertaining to watch.
There are numerous parts of the video that are hilarious (especially the segment on flopping), but nothing may top the comparison of Dwyane Wade pouting more than Lindsay Lohan when she realizes she’s run out of a particular “illegal substance” while hanging out in a bathroom stall. Not to mention how she ripped Wade for making it seem like he gets injured every single floor and attacks the floor more than the actual basket.
Fans may not have heard much of Rogers before today, but they certainly will know who she is now as this video continues to pick up over the internet. Who knows–maybe as fans we’ll be lucky enough to see more sports videos like these in the future from Rogers considering there are plenty of other teams in sports that fans love to hate.
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