"When did we get the lead?"
"It's getting pretty late and I have to work in the morning."
(At the game) "I just played an 80-point word!"
"What's that guy's name? What's that guy's name?"
"Why is the signal so bad here? Come on!"
"Randy Quaid's character was the most likeable guy in Major League."
"Nothing at a game could possibly be more exciting than being on the Jumbotron!"
"Maybe we should turn off the game, and socialize with the family a little more on Thanksgiving."
"I have to Facebook this so everyone knows I went to the game!"
"What is the point? The season is over."
"I'm a fan of this school's basketball program, and that school's football program."
"How is the team doing this year again?"
"Another wasted season."
"I still love my team. I just won't pay to see them lose."
"Let's see what else is on."
"Go to the game? What's the weather going to be like?"
"Let's do a selfie!"
"I knew it."
"These guys are pathetic. Let's just go." (At own child's little league game)
"Let's beat the traffic."
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