10 Athletes Who Need Some Serious Dental Work Done
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Everybody enjoys looking at a big happy smile, right? Well if you happen to be gazing at the chompers on these 10 athletes, you may just change your tune. Now close the blinds, hide the women and children and put on a strong face as we take a house of horrors tour through the mouths of 10 well-known athletes.
10. James Harden
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10. James Harden
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Harden is one of the elite players in the NBA. Genetics seem to have committed a flagrant foul on his teeth, though.
9. Michael Phelps
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9. Michael Phelps
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Is there a procedure to reduce tooth size by 20 percent? Whenever I look at Phelps, all I can think about is the donkey from Shrek.
8. Chris Johnson
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8. Chris Johnson
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The problem here is that Johnson already received some serious dental work. Those gold teeth make it look like he hasn't used a toothbrush in about two years. Maybe someone else could pull it off, though.
7. Kimbo Slice
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7. Kimbo Slice
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Nope. Gold teeth look ridiculous on everybody. You know what? Kimbo's grill kind of reminds me of that James Bond henchman who could bite through metal. You see it, right?
6. Carla Suarez Navarro
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6. Carla Suarez Navarro
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This Spanish tennis star is ranked No. 15 on the WTA tour. Her extraordinarily large teeth, however, are ranked far lower.
5. Alex Ovechkin
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5. Alex Ovechkin
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Ovechkin has one of those faces that only a mother could love, but even she can't stand looking at that crooked smile of his.
4. Anthony Davis
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4. Anthony Davis
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Contrary to popular belief, Davis' unibrow is actually not his worst feature. What on earth is going on with those bottom teeth?
3. Ronaldinho
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3. Ronaldinho
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Ronaldinho is considered one of the best soccer players of all time. His smile, on the other hand, is considered the thing of children's nightmares.
2. Beth Tweddle
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2. Beth Tweddle
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This lovely lady is considered one of Britain's best gymnasts ever. Good luck sleeping tonight after seeing this picture of her, though.
1. Sean Couturier
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1. Sean Couturier
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I was wondering the same thing. Do you think an actual puck could fit through that gap? I smell a pay-per-view special here.
Brian Davis is a fantasy sports writer for www.RantSports.com . Follow him on Twitter @SportsGuyBrian, ”Like” him on Facebook, or add him to your network on Google.
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