25 Pickup Lines That Would Definitely Work on a Female Sports Fan

By Luis Tirado Jr.

25 Pickup Lines That Would Definitely Work on a Female Sports Fan

best pickup lines — Tired of using lame pickup lines on a female sports fan, only to get shut down because it wasn't good enough? Take a look at 25 of the best pickup lines that will absolutely work on any and all female sports fans!

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best pickup lines — "Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!"

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best pickup lines — "Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!"

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best pickup lines — "If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but five whole cents. Don't you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?"

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best pickup lines — "If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It's like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice."

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best pickup lines — "Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?"

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best pickup lines — "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?"

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best pickup lines — "You're likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You're just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns."

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best pickup lines — "You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel."

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best pickup lines — "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together since we'd make quite the dynamic duo. I envision we'd be great together, just like Joe Montana and Jerry Rice!"

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best pickup lines — "You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night. It's like I'm watching Emmitt Smith all over again!"

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best pickup lines — "I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!"

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best pickup lines — "Hey, do you have an iPhone? My friends told me to FaceTime them if I ever saw an angel. Are you sure your aren't a cheerleader either?"

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best pickup lines — "Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on Playstation 4 because if so, we could be teammates."

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best pickup lines — "Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. Think about the incredible conversations we could have about whether or not Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time!"

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best pickup lines — "Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field."

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best pickup lines — "Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center."

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best pickup lines — "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract."

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best pickup lines — "Something is wrong with my cell phone because you're not in it. If I can get your number, we could talk about how many touchdown passes you think Drew Brees will throw for this upcoming season."

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best pickup lines — "Okay, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it. Kind of like the reaction to a Tony Romo interception to end any and all playoff hopes for the Cowboys."

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best pickup lines — "You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base."

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best pickup lines — "Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!"

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best pickup lines — "Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!"

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best pickup lines — "Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like."

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best pickup lines — "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!"

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best pickup lines — "Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn't the only Superman in town!"

Luis Tirado Jr. is a New York Jets writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow him on Twitter, like him on Facebook or add him to your network on Google

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