David Carr Took a Sweet Selfie of the New York Giants Before Super Bowl 46, Let’s Analyze It

By Jeff Shull @Jeff_Shull on January 30, 2015

@DCarr8 @Weatherford5 @lt4kicks Super Bowl selfies pic.twitter.com/qOq6wxTjMl

— Melody Carr (@Melody_Carr) January 30, 2015

Before Instagram and Snapchat took off, and before taking selfies had been satirically proclaimed to be a mental disorder, David Carr’s selfie game was on point, ya’ll. He snapped this awesome pic just before Super Bowl XLVI, and his wife shared the memory for us on Twitter. Thanks Melody.

Rather than just leave you with that, we decided it would be fun to check out everything going on with this picture, and boy, there is a lot.

1. Corey Webster just wanting to show off his absolutely perfect smile.

Ladies, Corey Webster is lookin’ right at you.

 

2. Nothing gets by Justin Tuck, ever, and he tried to get in this selfie from the background.

 

3. Antrel Rolle (?) is way too cool for the camera. Child, please.

We believe this is Rolle anyways. Anyone else have an idea of who it might be if not?

 

4. Lawrence Tynes just really wanted to say hi. Like, his life depended on it.

 

5. Unidentified Giants staff member doesn’t give a damn about your foolish selfie.

 

6. Zak Deossie for some reason pretending to pour something. Probably coffee. Or beer.

Analyzing pointless photos is fun.