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You ever watch a panda at a zoo and just wish it’d do something amazing? Seeing a big guy dance is kind of like having this dream come true, except better. Here are another 10 reasons why we love to see large dudes breaking it down the only way big men can.
10. Their Fluidity Is Unparalleled
The dance-off is ON!
9. Or So We Thought…
There are certain things you just can’t teach.
8. The Shuffle Will Never Die
Deli meat futures just went through the roof.
7. Because Rhythm Is A Dancer
‘Sheed for the shimmy!
6. Because… Mark Madsen
Turn down for… what the hell are you doing, Mark?
5. Jiggly Boy!
It’s good to see Jiggly Boy again after a 10-year hiatus, long live the jiggle!
4. Because The Whole World Loves It When You Get Down
Work hard, play hard, dance the hardest.
3. The Shaq Attack Keeps Us Wanting More
The rug is now sufficiently cut.
2. But We’ll Never Badger The Point
Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! Let’s go to Home Depot! Oh come on, you have to admit that last chant was catchy.
1. So Why Not The Dirty Bird?
Love the added crowd noise on this one.
Jerry Landry is a writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow Jerry on Twitter at @Jerry2Landry, “Like” him on Facebook or add him on Google.
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