It’s here and we couldn’t be filled with more sweet joy. #OpeningDay pic.twitter.com/YndEyEgQQa
— Hostess Snacks (@Hostess_Snacks) April 6, 2015
Touchdown New York Yankees! Looks like Joe Girardi is going for two… wait a second. What is going on right now? Is this still America, or have we been overrun by an army of sea otters? Because only in South Park could I ever envision this substitution for reality.
We’ll let this one slide for now, Hostess. But if you pull that Twinkie stunt again… there will be no mercy.
Jerry Landry is a writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow Jerry on Twitter at @Jerry2Landry, “Like” him on Facebook or add him on Google.
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