10 Ridiculous Sports Movies That Need To Be Made Immediately

The 2015 summer blockbuster season is so close you can almost smell the molten butter and cheap carpeting. While explosive action movies usually sell the best, who’s to say a scintillating sports story couldn’t pull off an upset? Here are 10 sports movies that could get Hollywood on the horn.

10 Ridiculous Sports Movies That Need To Be Made Immediately

The 2015 summer blockbuster season is so close you can almost smell the molten butter and cheap carpeting. While explosive action movies usually sell the best, who’s to say a scintillating sports story couldn’t pull off an upset? Here are 10 sports movies that could get Hollywood on the horn.

10. The 40-Year-Old Duncan

Fast forward to the NBA Playoffs: 2016, the most morally pure basketball player of the Western conference is tempted by another aging superstar, Kobe Bryant, to move to the “Sin Bin” that is Los Angeles and create the most mature team in basketball. Watch as Bryant and Duncan take calcium supplements together, get their knees drained and spend an inordinate amount of time silently glancing at each other in this romantic NBA comedy.

10. The 40-Year-Old Duncan

Fast forward to the NBA Playoffs: 2016, the most morally pure basketball player of the Western conference is tempted by another aging superstar, Kobe Bryant, to move to the “Sin Bin” that is Los Angeles and create the most mature team in basketball. Watch as Bryant and Duncan take calcium supplements together, get their knees drained and spend an inordinate amount of time silently glancing at each other in this romantic NBA comedy.

9. The Bridge On The River Kawhi

The silent prequel to “The 40-Year-Old Duncan,” follow another tale of maturation as Kawhi Leonard politely boxes Duncan out to the perimeter of his career.

9. The Bridge On The River Kawhi

The silent prequel to “The 40-Year-Old Duncan,” follow another tale of maturation as Kawhi Leonard politely boxes Duncan out to the perimeter of his career.

8. Bizarre Trek: The Wrath Of David Kahn

The setting is the Minnesota Timberwolves’ headquarters, the year is 2537. The Kevin Garnett statue outside of the arena has long been tarnished green. The only surviving member of this perpetually blundering organization is its president, David Kahn, kept alive by stealing life from the team he runs… into the ground. Then one day, “Mega McHale” returns. Half metallic cyborg — half Kevin McHale, this former legend/low-post robotic wonder vows to avenge centuries of fan suffering at the hands of Kahn.

8. Bizarre Trek: The Wrath Of David Kahn

The setting is the Minnesota Timberwolves’ headquarters, the year is 2537. The Kevin Garnett statue outside of the arena has long been tarnished green. The only surviving member of this perpetually blundering organization is its president, David Kahn, kept alive by stealing life from the team he runs… into the ground. Then one day, “Mega McHale” returns. Half metallic cyborg — half Kevin McHale, this former legend/low-post robotic wonder vows to avenge centuries of fan suffering at the hands of Kahn.

7. Yostbusters

“I ain’t afraid of Ned Yost” becomes the rallying cry of the American League Central division as Detroit Tigers team up with Minnesota Twins, Chicago White Sox and Cleveland Indians to overthrow the newest threat to the balance of big-market baseball.

7. Yostbusters

“I ain’t afraid of Ned Yost” becomes the rallying cry of the American League Central division as Detroit Tigers team up with Minnesota Twins, Chicago White Sox and Cleveland Indians to overthrow the newest threat to the balance of big-market baseball.

6. There’s Something About Mayweather

Everywhere Floyd Mayweather goes he draws a crowd, but one day events turn pretty eventful when a crazed fan poses as Manny Pacquiao, enters the ring and takes vicious shots from Mayweather while offering nothing but tender compliments and hugs. Brett Favre also makes an appearance and forces Mayweather to make the toughest friendship decision of his life.

6. There’s Something About Mayweather

Everywhere Floyd Mayweather goes he draws a crowd, but one day events turn pretty eventful when a crazed fan poses as Manny Pacquiao, enters the ring and takes vicious shots from Mayweather while offering nothing but tender compliments and hugs. Brett Favre also makes an appearance and forces Mayweather to make the toughest friendship decision of his life.

5. Wild Nature: Randy Johnson The Human Llama

If you enjoy Randy Johnson as much as I do, then you’ll be thrilled by the HD rendering of Johnson doing his favorite activity, Llama’ing. Get psyched to watch 80 feet of Randy Johnson in IMAX as he appears to endlessly chew cud.

5. Wild Nature: Randy Johnson The Human Llama

If you enjoy Randy Johnson as much as I do, then you’ll be thrilled by the HD rendering of Johnson doing his favorite activity, Llama’ing. Get psyched to watch 80 feet of Randy Johnson in IMAX as he appears to endlessly chew cud.

4. VLADE DIVAC: Traffic Cop

If thousands of people will actually go to a movie theater and stare at Paul Blart, then a movie starring Vlade Divac could easily fetch a few million. It would just need to be pitched properly. Make Divac a no-nonsense bicycle cop in spandex and team him up with an Irish detective named ‘Murphy’ that is constantly fed-up with Divac’s unorthodox police work. This movie formula never fails.

4. VLADE DIVAC: Traffic Cop

If thousands of people will actually go to a movie theater and stare at Paul Blart, then a movie starring Vlade Divac could easily fetch a few million. It would just need to be pitched properly. Make Divac a no-nonsense bicycle cop in spandex and team him up with an Irish detective named ‘Murphy’ that is constantly fed-up with Divac’s unorthodox police work. This movie formula never fails.

3. Spider-Man IV

Yeah, so why would another installment of Spider-Man have anything to do with an epic sports movie? Here’s the rub: Peter Parker is portrayed by yet another actor again and this time it’s Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid.

3. Spider-Man IV

Yeah, so why would another installment of Spider-Man have anything to do with an epic sports movie? Here’s the rub: Peter Parker is portrayed by yet another actor again and this time it’s Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid.

2. Slicked Back: The Story Of Ricky ‘Peaches’ Pitino

This is the story of Rick Pitino, if Pitino were a wise-cracking teenager growing up in the rural peach land of Georgia. Watch as “young Ricky Peaches” learns to always carry a second comb and never take “no, I already have enough peaches” for an answer.

2. Slicked Back: The Story Of Ricky ‘Peaches’ Pitino

This is the story of Rick Pitino, if Pitino were a wise-cracking teenager growing up in the rural peach land of Georgia. Watch as “young Ricky Peaches” learns to always carry a second comb and never take “no, I already have enough peaches” for an answer.

1. Mrs. Troutfire

In this fictional portrayal, at just 23 years of age and at 6-foot-2, Mike Trout is divorced and separated from his beautiful children. Trout’s slash marks begin to suffer and that’s when he realizes he needs to be near his kids more often. The courts won’t allow him more than one weekend per month, so Trout takes “batting from the other side of the plate” to unbelievable comedic heights in an MVP-worthy movie performance.

1. Mrs. Troutfire

In this fictional portrayal, at just 23 years of age and at 6-foot-2, Mike Trout is divorced and separated from his beautiful children. Trout’s slash marks begin to suffer and that’s when he realizes he needs to be near his kids more often. The courts won’t allow him more than one weekend per month, so Trout takes “batting from the other side of the plate” to unbelievable comedic heights in an MVP-worthy movie performance.