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Dirtiest Sounding Fantasy Football Team Names
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The start of the 2015 NFL regular season is less than a month away and we all know what that means -- fantasy football is quickly approaching too. You need to make sure you have a team name set by Week 1, so here are 25 of the most hilariously dirty team names to use for the 2015 season.
25. Brady Likes Soft Balls
Credit: Getty Images25. Brady Likes Soft Balls
Player: Tom Brady, New England Patriots
24. She Gives Woodhead
Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports24. She Gives Woodhead
Player: Danny Woodhead, San Diego Chargers
23. Show Me Your TDs
Credit: Getty Images23. Show Me Your TDs
Player: All
22. Dixon Your Face
Credit: Getty Images22. Dixon Your Face
Player: Anthony Dixon, Buffalo Bills
21. Slob On My Cobb
Credit: Benny Sieu-USA TODAY Sports21. Slob On My Cobb
Player: Randall Cobb, Green Bay Packers
20. Ease It In, Don't Forsett
Credit: Derick E. Hingle-USA TODAY Sports20. Ease It In, Don't Forsett
Player: Justin Forsett, Baltimore Ravens
19. Suck On Dez Nuts
Credit: Getty Images19. Suck On Dez Nuts
Player: Dez Bryant, Dallas Cowboys
18. Multiple Goregasms
Credit: USA TODAY Sports-Brian Spurlock18. Multiple Goregasms
Player: Frank Gore, Indianapolis Colts
17. Jacquizzed In My Pants
Credit: Getty Images17. Jacquizzed In My Pants
Player: Jacquizz Rodgers, Chicago Bears
16. Munchen On Bundchen
Credit: Getty Images16. Munchen On Bundchen
Player: Tom Brady, New England Patriots
15. Suck a Ditka
Credit: Getty Images15. Suck a Ditka
Player/Coach/Broadcaster: Mike Ditka, Chicago Bears, ESPN
14. Can't Stop MasterPeyton
Credit: Getty Images14. Can't Stop MasterPeyton
Player: Peyton Manning, Denver Broncos
13. HaHa Monica Loves Clinton-Dix
Credit: Getty Images13. HaHa Monica Loves Clinton-Dix
Player: HaHa Clinton-Dix, Green Bay Packers
12. Luck Her Right In The Percy
Credit: Getty Images12. Luck Her Right In The Percy
Players: Andrew Luck, Indianapolis Colts; Percy Harvin, Buffalo Bills
11. Wilfork On The First Date
Credit: USA TODAY Sports-Greg M. Cooper11. Wilfork On The First Date
Player: Vince Wilfork, Houston Texans
10. Aaron Out My Nelson
Credit: Getty Images10. Aaron Out My Nelson
Players: Aaron Rodgers and Jordy Nelson, Green Bay Packers
9. Morning Woodhead
Credit: Getty Images9. Morning Woodhead
Player: Danny Woodhead, San Diego Chargers
8. I Touchdown There
Credit: Getty Images8. I Touchdown There
Player: All
7. It Ertz When Eifert
Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports7. It Ertz When Eifert
Players: Zach Ertz, Philadelphia Eagles; Tyler Eifert, Cincinnati Bengals
6. Percy Magnet
Credit: Kevin Hoffman-USA TODAY Sports6. Percy Magnet
Player: Percy Harvin, Buffalo Bills
5. Erect Dicker
Credit: Getty Images5. Erect Dicker
Player: Eric Decker, New York Jets
4. Quit Playing With Your Peter, Son
Credit: Jeff Curry-USA TODAY Sports4. Quit Playing With Your Peter, Son
Player: Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings
3. Golden Taint
Credit: Getty Images3. Golden Taint
Player: Golden Tate, Detroit Lions
2. Rexual Feeling
Credit: Getty Images2. Rexual Feeling
Coach: Rex Ryan, Buffalo Bills
1. 2 Girls, 1 Succop
Credit: John Rieger USA TODAY Sports1. 2 Girls, 1 Succop
Player: Ryan Succop, Tennessee Titans
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