Petition for Dolphins to sign Tebow
Dear Honorable owner Stephen Ross, I __________, as a proud fan of the Miami Dolphins have a lowly peasant request to ask of you. Please pick up Denver’s Tim Tebow.
Sir, this move will not only benefit fans, but you and the great state of Florida as well. Bringing in the prodigal son of the Sunshine State is guaranteed to add a hype to Miami the likes of The Decision. But it doesn’t stop there.
Mr. Tebow has changed the lives of many through charity and volunteer work, that is why I also believe he can help with our amazing Florida Orange crops, which are approaching another dreadful winter.
The hand of Tebow could cure what happens off the field and around the state, but also on the field. More so his arm and feet could provide ‘Fins fans a real quarterback of the future to cheer for.
The post-Dan Marino era, or PD, began with Jay Fiedler, since then we have stuck through the A.J. Feeley’s, Damon Huard’s, Duante Culpepper’s, Brian Griese’s and Chad Henne’s of the world.
For decades, Miami fans prided themselves on having a great quarterback, even when they made just one Super Bowl during his tenure. We would accept another decade of mediocrity if ‘The Chosen One’ was leading his clan of merry misfits each Sunday.
Thank you for time and on the behalf of myself, ___________, and every Fins fan or Florida resident, we implore you to bring No. 15 back home.
*Now print, sign and send to Miami…hurry, there’s still time.
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We “deplore” you….? It would’ve been ok if you had stopped right there.
I hope you’re joking
Dear Honorable owner Stephen Ross,I DERRICK L. DULA, as a proud fan of the Miami Dolphins have a lowly pesant request to ask of you. Please pick up Denver’s Tim Tebow.
Sir, this move will not only benefit fans, but you and the great state of Florida as well. Bringing in the prodigal son of the Sunshine State is guaranteed to add a hype to Miami the likes of The Decision. But it doesn’t stop there.
Mr. Tebow has changed the lifes of many through charity and volunteer work, that is why I also believe he can help with our amazing Florida Orange crops, which are approaching another dreadful winter.
The hand of Tebow could cure what happens off the field and around the state, but also on the field. More so his arm and feet could provide ‘Fins fans a real quarterback of the future to cheer for.
The post-Dan Marino era, or PD, began with Jay Fiedler, since then we have stuck through the A.J. Feeley’s, Damon Huard’s, Duante Culpepper’s, Brian Griese’s and Chad Henne’s of the world.
For decades, Miami fans prided themselves on having a great quarterback, even when they made just one Super Bowl during his tenure. We would accept another decade of mediocrity if ‘The Chosen One’ was leading his clan of merry misfits each Sunday.
Thank you for time and on the behalf of myself, DERRICK DULA, and every Fins fan or Florida resident, we deplore you to bring No. 15 back home.
this is a joke.. give chad and the new offensive system a chance. tim tebow is a hard worker and dedicated to being the best he can be… but he is not and will never be an nfl quarterback. you say you want to find the replacement for marino, tim tebow will just be another name on that list that cant replace him. the tebow hype needs to die down.
Can we keep the bible thumping off the grid iron please, he will be a mediocre QB at best in his career, Henne is a completely better player
this cannot be serious..
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!! TEBOW SUCKS HORRIBLE!! HE IS 4TH STRING ON DENVER!! SIGNED, A fan who is intelligent.
Hope you are not serious. Tebow is horrible. He’s third on the depth chart in Denver. Behind BRADY QUINN!!
What a joke. The only way Tebow should be brought to the Dolphins is if he wants a job washing jock straps.
Dear Chris Walsh and anyone else this appeals to, you sir are a moron. This is the stupidest crap I have ever seen. Bring in a QB that has horrible mechanics and is fighting for 3rd string? Quit suggesting such idiotic ideas. We do not need Tebow, he adds nothing to the current QB situation except who he might battle for to be our 3rd sting QB. This guy will be out of the NFL in the next 2 years and be forgotten. But for you, hopefully he will become a speaker at charity events and you can follow him around the country hoping to rub his balls someday.
great idea. let’s pick up someone else’s crap, that’s worked before (cullpepper, green, griese, thigpen). tebow is going to loose the backup job to brady quinn, someone who is a bust on his second team. Remember when everyone on all the fan sites wanted to string up the organization for not trading back up to get the free falling quinn? looks pretty smart now. that should be some sort of proof that A. tebow sucks and B. the organization might have a clue. why don’t you stop asking for stuff that makes you look like idiots. Point being, you can’t “pick up” a player under contract with another team.
we “deplore” you?? I do believe you mean “IMPLORE.”
im·plore (m-plôr, -plr)
1. To appeal to in supplication; beseech: implored the tribunal to have mercy.
2. To beg for urgently; entreat.
v.intr.
To make an earnest appeal.
You cant be serious. I like tebow, but to say that he should replace Henne is stupid. What u said in your article is a little sickening and u should get yourself checked out. You would settle for mediocrity with Tebow and be happy with it but when Henne goes for mediocrity you want him replaced? It sounds like you need to get off of Tebows nuts and start looking at women.
Lmao are you joking tebow needs to go back to college he is not an NFL qb
The Tebow response is hilarious! Thanks everyone for responding and voicing your opinions. Tongue was planted firmly in cheek while writing (orange groves?) but it would definitely be an interesting move…
Also, thanks for the deplore head’s up, I thought I had fixed that but I’m still getting used to this new site!
Why is it that i cant post my comment on here? Did you get offended?
hell yeah he has more potential than henne.
I have too much respect for Tebow to do this to him. He needs to go to a team that will use him properly…and this ain’t it. I love my Phins, but I just couldn’t do it to Tebow.
The one who brought up the “bible thumping” remark is the only one to bring it up. Tebow has only played football. The media and this convicted person are the only ones to bring it up. They then ask Tebow questions about it and them run around and say see he pushing his religion on us just because he answers the questions honestly.