$15 MLB Players You Wouldn\'t Want to Meet in a Dark Alley$

15 MLB Players You Wouldn't Want to Meet in a Dark Alley

By Dustin Martyn

15 MLB Players You Wouldn't Want to Meet in a Dark Alley

Mike Napoli — There are some scary players in MLB. Some can't help it, while some try to look that way. Either way, you wouldn't want to meet them in a dark alley. This is a list of the biggest liabilities when it comes to crossing their paths in a dark alley, so beware of these guys.

15. Prince Fielder

Fielder

15. Prince Fielder

Fielder — Fielder looks like a friendly guy up close. If you were headed down a dark alley though, the size of the man might be intimidating.

14. Chris Young

Chris Young

14. Chris Young

Chris Young — Chris Young towers over mere mortals, standing at 6-foot-10. No way you want to wrong this guy anytime soon.

13. David Ortiz

David Ortiz

13. David Ortiz

David Ortiz — His nickname is Big Papi for a reason. The man mashes home runs, so do you really want to find out what that could mean for you in a dark alley?

12. Joba Chamberlain

Joba Chamberlain

12. Joba Chamberlain

Joba Chamberlain — Whether it is with or without a beard, with or without the “15 pounds” he lost, Joba is a scary looking guy.

11. Giancarlo Stanton

Giancarlo Stanton

11. Giancarlo Stanton

Giancarlo Stanton — The guy hits baseballs farther than I could hit a tennis ball with a racket. Stanton seems like someone you might not want to get mad.

10. Charlie Blackmon

Charlie Blackmon

10. Charlie Blackmon

Charlie Blackmon — Blackmon has the hobo beard down to a science. Let’s be honest though, most would avoid that guy in the alley.

9. Brian McCann

Brian McCann

9. Brian McCann

Brian McCann — McCann not only looks like an angry guy, he actually is an angry guy. Time to stray away when he is coming your way.

8. Bryce Harper

Bryce Harper

8. Bryce Harper

Bryce Harper — Bryce Harper is a future superstar; he might even be one already. He is a bit crazy though, I mean how many people have a Mohawk in baseball?

7. Ryan Doumit

Ryan Doumit

7. Ryan Doumit

Ryan Doumit — Those eyes are so haunting. They are so dark, you might have to make a double take to make sure you didn’t just see a vampire.

6. Joey Votto

Joey Votto

6. Joey Votto

Joey Votto — Votto is a super nice guy, but as you can see by the picture above, you don't want to be around when he gets angry. You might get more than you bargained for.

5. Brian Wilson

Brian Wilson

5. Brian Wilson

Brian Wilson — Wilson could pull off an amazing beard, almost as good as Santa Claus, but he just lets the thing fly. Another victim of the hobo beard.

4. Mike Trout

Mike Trout

4. Mike Trout

Mike Trout — Trout’s neck is bigger than most people’s legs. I can guarantee if this was still the steroids era, this guy would be suspect No. 1 for abuse. The scary part? No PEDs involved.

3. Yasiel Puig

Yasiel Puig

3. Yasiel Puig

Yasiel Puig — He has been known as a bit of a troublemaker, and you don’t want to get in his way.

2. Evan Gattis

Evan Gattis

2. Evan Gattis

Evan Gattis — The pure definition of a lumberjack. Watch Gattis at the plate as he grinds the bat down with his cold, bare hands. Not the guy you want to mess with.

1. Jayson Werth

Jayson Werth

1. Jayson Werth

Jayson Werth — Some say he looks like Chewbacca, but honestly he has just perfected the, “I’m so broke I live on the street and rob people in my spare time” look. Time for a shower and a shave, Werth.

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