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MMA fighter Ray “Magical” Elbe has not fought since 2010 and he still making headlines.
However this attention is not due to any sort of return to fighting, but rather due to an accident he suffered in the bedroom.
Elbe is going back to the hospital for a follow-up checkup to an accident he suffered back on Dec. 3, according to a report by Sherdog.com.
According to TMZ.com, Elbe’s penis was crushed while having sex with his girlfriend. He was rushed to the hospital. Elbe is expected to a full recovery where he vows to never let his girlfriend have top position.
I feel sympathy for him as that has to be one of the most painful experiences as I have ever read and probably the worst time for that sort of accident to happen.
Elbe fought at welterweight, accumulating a record of 23-11. One of the memorable moments of his career was being a cast member on “The Ultimate Fighter: Team United States vs. Team United Kingdom” and by cast member I mean he was eliminated in the first round of the competition by eventual tournament winner DeMarques Johnson.
His last fight was back in 2010 where he submitted Shannon Ritch with a triangle choke in the first round.
Once he is healed, Elbe plans to travel to the Philippines train at the Legacy Gym. He added that his girlfriend plans to give a gift for all of this.
“In an attempt to make it up to me … [my girlfriend] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines … which usually has some solid talent.”
Perhaps a three-way in the Philippines is not the best way to celebrate a recovery from this sort of accident, but who am I to judge?
Ray, just make sure you use some protection buddy.
What do you think of Elbe’s predicament? Answer with a comment below or send a tweet to @alstover with the hashtag #RantMMA.
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