LeBron James Toilet Paper For Sale On eBay

I told myself I was never going to say this cum guzzler’s name again, but when it comes to giving him shit, I think I can make a sacrifice.
A new product for all of you distraught Cavs fans out there has hit the eBay shelves. LeBron James Shit Rags! Or as ebay salesman italio210 calls [...]

Move over, Art Modell. You’ve got company.

In fact… Grab a pitch fork, Mr. Modell. We need some help chasing this rat out of our city.
Since game 5 of the eastern conference semi finals, I defended him. I stuck by him and made excuses for him. His elbow was hurt more than he let on. His coach didn’t put him in the [...]

Let The LeBronFire Begin! [LeBron James Jersey Burning Videos]

Every two minutes there is a new YouTube video featuring different pissed off Cavs fans burning their LeBron James jerseys.  It really seems to be the thing to do in northern Ohio at the moment.
We have about a dozen of them below, and I’m sure as I type this 5 more have been uploaded.
Cleveland is pissed.  [...]

LeBron Has Hired Extra Security To Guard His Ohio Home Tonight

As the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports, LeBron James has hired additional cops to watch over his estate in northern Ohio.
“He has hired our officers to work off-duty at his property,” Police Chief Michael McNeeley said. “There has always been an officer there, inside the gate. He has increased the number of officers working there in [...]

Is This Man The Father of LeBron James?

Who is LeBron’s daddy?
LeBron James and his mother are being sued for $4 million by a man who claims to be James’ father.
In an extremely detailed lawsuit, Leicester Stovell documents the evening he spent with Gloria, claiming he had unprotected sex with her in DC. 
When she was 15. 
Stovell claims he even apologized for his performance – or [...]

Cavs Fans: Passionate or Desperate? [Video]

While everyone sits and waits for “The Decision,” crazed fans with cameras are creating videos to let The King know how much he means to the state of Ohio.
The video below, while rather lengthy, is a prime example of how the city of Cleveland will literally slip into a deep sports depression if Lebron decides to [...]

Even With Wade and Bosh, Miami Still Sucks

Congratulations, Miami Heat.  You’re still the second best team in Florida.
With Dwyane Wade staying put, and Chris Bosh making his way from Toronto to the sandy beaches of Miami, the people of South Florida have been enjoying a euphoric state of basketball bliss over the past few hours.
Pat Riley and his staff have put themselves [...]

Wade & Bosh Signing With Miami Heat

On Mike & Mike in the Morning, ESPN’s Chris Broussard reported that Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh are signing with the Miami Heat.
This comes off the heels of a report that Toronto wanted to do a sign-and-trade with Cleveland, only to have Chris Bosh nix that deal.  Bosh has reportedly zero interest in playing (living?) in [...]

LeBron’s Suitors Going About It All Wrong

The light at the end of the NBA free agency tunnel is rapidly approaching, and the hoopla will soon come to an end.
The scene outside the IMG building on East 9th Street over the past few days has been one that will be remembered for years to come in Cleveland, regardless of the final decision [...]

LeBron Hosting Meetings At IMG Office, JOCKpost Is On The Scene [Pics]

Our man DT stopped by the IMG offices this morning, to get a glimpse of the insanity that is Free Agent 2010 Madness.
He took a few pictures, talked to a few people and found out that reporters in Cleveland are fucking dickheads.
He also met a tight blonde who had no idea LeBron was a free [...]