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A San Francisco 49ers Fan’s Week 11 Wish List

A San Francisco 49ers Fan's Week 11 Wish List

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After learning of Patrick Willis' season-ending freakin' toe injury, I had given up all desire to write this wish list. But with the help of my fans -- and by fans I'm referring to my mother, father, sister, wife and one-year-old son -- and Chris Borland's recent repression of all opposing offenses, the show must go on.

Here's your 49ers Week 11 wish list.

5. Kaepernick Posts QBR Above 41.0

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5. Kaepernick Posts QBR Above 41.0

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This season, the 49ers are 5-1 in games where Colin Kaepernick posts a 41.0 QBR or better. This proves that Kaepernick doesn't need to be awesome for the 49ers to beat the Giants, he simply needs to be mediocre.

The 49ers' defense will take care of the awesome.

4. Giants' Woes Against Run Continue

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4. Giants' Woes Against Run Continue

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The Giants have the NFL's 32nd-ranked run defense. But, 49ers offensive coordinator Greg Roman is too inept at his job to realize how dismal the Giants' run defense is, so they still have hope.

3. 49ers' Pass Defense Continues to Soar

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3. 49ers' Pass Defense Continues to Soar

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The 49ers' pass defense currently ranks fifth in yards allowed per game (215.2) and sixth in interceptions (11). The Giants' pass offense enters as the NFL's 15th-ranked passing offense (239.2 YPG) with 16 turnovers in 2014.

Wish granted.

2. Gore Gets At Least 15 Carries

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2. Gore Gets At Least 15 Carries

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In 2014, when Frank Gore has been given the rock 15 or more times per game, the 49ers are 5-0.

Enough said.

1. 49ers Nation Squashes the Circadian Advantage

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1. 49ers Nation Squashes the Circadian Advantage

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The Circadian Advantage revolves around sleep patterns and, in this case, delves into the enhanced performance of athletes based on their inner clock. Essentially this is a 10 a.m. (PST) game for the 49ers, and they'll need 49ers Nation to make sure they're awake.

Although, Drew Stanton did beat the Giants in New York ... So on second thought, sit tight, 49ers Nation; your team is golden this week.

Jeff Pearlman is a writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow him on Twitter, “Like” him on Facebook or add him to your network on Google.

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