Witney Carson Fines Von Miller $100 For Every Fart During 'Dancing With The Stars'

In case you haven’t heard, Denver Broncos linebacker, and Super Bowl MVP, Von Miller is on this season’s “Dancing With The Stars” cast. Apparently, Miller has a bit of a farting problem and it’s gotten to the point where his partner, Witney Carson McAllister, has begun fining him $100 every time he passes gas in her presence.

So Von Miller is fined $100 for tooting in #DWTS rehearsals. Wow. Glad this isn’t smell-a-vision. pic.twitter.com/xcBk7bVZ5C

— Lionel Bienvenu (@lionelbienvenu) March 29, 2016

Despite it just now making national news, this isn’t a new problem for Miller. The Broncos have instituted a fart tax that they enforce during team meetings. Last summer, Miller revealed that he was the No. 1 offender on the team for paying that tax, too.

Since I’ve received numerous inquires about the Broncos’ Fart Tax, I’m gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain’t easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82

— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015

Instead of making Carson and the Broncos happy and holding it in, or taking it somewhere else, Miller has decided to keep farting and just paying the fine. It may seem like that would get expensive, but Miller’s going to sign a monster extension in the near future and it will be like a drop in the bucket for him.