Uruguay’s Luis Suarez Handball – Cheating or Brilliant Play?
In yesterday’s World Cup match-up against Ghana, Uruguay’s Luis Suarez made one of the biggest plays in the tournament so far.
With less than a minute in regular time, Ghana was clearly about to score a goal off of a header, when Suarez, the team Striker, decided he would play goalie for a moment and blatantly [...]
World Cup= World’s Worst
I watched some of the World Cup recently. Believe it or not I was somewhat into it. As the game went on (I was watching USA and Ghana) I noticed the flopping.
Ah yes, a familiar idea from basketball in the United States. Only this went unpenalized. You can flop and be rewarded by taking away [...]
Nigeria’s President Bans Soccer After Shitty World Cup Performance
Damn…talk about a stiff penalty for sucking.
Nigeria’s President, Goodluck Johnathan, (Yes, that is his real name) has decided to suspend International play for Nigeria’s soccer team after a disappointing World Cup finish. Nigeria finished group play by going 0-2-1 losing to Argentina and Greece, and tying with South Korea.
The President said that the reason for [...]
Larissa Riquelme aka Paraguay Girl Picture Gallery [15 Pics]
Paraguayan lingerie model Larissa Riquelme has just given red-blooded American men a reason to continue watching the World Cup.
The model, who describing as curvy would do justice to neither her nor the word “curvy”, has said that if her native land, Paraguay, wins the World Cup, she will run naked through the streets with the [...]
FIFA Bans Replays in Stadiums During Games
In the wake of some really, really, SHITTY officiating in this edition of the World Cup, FIFA has done what any good dictatorial organization would do. Step 1-express your absolute support for the issue in question. As my dad used to say, “Denial ain’t just a river.” If you don’t acknowledge the problem, then there [...]
Too Bad All Soccer Games Aren’t This Exciting [Video]
Yeah, so the United States lost to Ghana yesterday. I’m not gonna go jump off a cliff because of it.
Now…if the players on U.S. soccer were as good as the girls in this video looked, then I would probably be a bit more disappointed.
But to be honest, Team U.S.A. played over and beyond what I [...]
Reminder! Watch Team USA Take on Ghana Tomorrow 2:30 PM ET
Don’t forget to watch team USA take on Ghana tomorrow at 2:30 PM ET in the first round of knockouts. Team USA created a dramatic finish to their match with Algeria and thus have won their group. Watch your country do battle with Ghana (luckily not Germany) and hope that it’s not a rematch of [...]
Magical
The title can sum up the result of Landon Donovan’s oh-so-late finish on a ball loose in the box. With it he scored his second crucial goal, won the US’ first game in 2010, and saved the American’s from a brutal elimination. But it wasn’t always positive vibes coming from the American team and fans. [...]
U.S.A. Beats Algeria in Stoppage Time, Advances To Knockout Round [Video]
Without some late game heroics from Landon Donovan, the title of this article could have read completely different. And as someone who watched the entire freaking game (sorry…match), the lead to this story was almost another U.S.A. robbing of yet another goal by another piece of shit ref.
Landon Donavon scored the game winning goal in [...]
UNBELIEVABLE, TEAM USA ADVANCES! 92nd Minute Goal Facing Elimination!
LANDON DONOVAN was right where he needed to be moments ago after the United States scored the winning goal in stoppage time against Algeria. England won their match 1-0 and so the United States would have been eliminated with a tie, leaving three matches without a loss and still no qualification to knockouts.
Clint Dempsey missed [...]
