Keanu Reeves is apparently still in the Matrix, although the feds don’t want him to know that. However, it seems that he’s already aware of it, but still confused about how the Kansas Jayhawks won the last nine Big 12 championships. Coincidence? Not a chance.
Oh, and Reeves apparently thinks he knows kung fu, although that’s highly unlikely. Well, maybe it’s not that unlikely but still…
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He really is still in the Matrix and is still not sure about the Jayhawks’ incredible winning streak of conference titles. Rock chalk talk, anyone?
